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Becham's Nuts, Nice and Tight
04 September, 2007
You have to admit, this isn't exactly your run-of-the-mill Beckham news. But I have to confess I'm not too surprised – this is in fact the same man who admitted some time ago that he was only having sex while standing. And even though that makes for a nice visual if you're into the whole watching thing, the reason he gave for the sudden change of preference in terms of position was...well, kind of strange: he had read somewhere that it would make it more likely for the baby to be a girlie if Victoria and him went at it while on their feet. Awww, isn't that cute! But wait! Does that actually mean that he can read? I always suspected he could, but never had proof. Oh wow. This sure is a surprise week for all of us. The fact is, if you take the "sex-while-standing" routine as a point of departure, the "wearing tight underwear" thing is just the logical next step, although don't ask me how exactly one derives from the other. In the Beckhams' plastic-frame universe, it makes sense. And in case you were wondering, this stud isn't playing any games when it comes to enlarging the Beckham household. If "procreation" is appointed word of the day, then keeping them nuts, nice and tight sure is the way to go.
"I'll be changing my diet and wearing tight pants" Beckham revealed, claiming that he will stop at nothing that might increase his chances of having a girl. David and wife Victoria already have three boys - Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and two-year-old Cruz. The couple has been quite open about their desire of having another child, or even two. "It's lucky we wanted around the same number. We both want four or five" Beckham added. Man oh man, sounds like poor David has his work cut out for him. Imagine having to wear tight underwear in order to help Victoria conceive TWO brats, not just one. And really, now if I think about it, what effect could the tight underwear possibly have over the totally random coupling of cells that will eventually result in the fourth member of the Beckham kid clan? Wait. I just remembered that my parents wanted a girl at some point and my dad was advised to run six times around the block naked every morning, eat garlic for lunch and sleep with his head out the window twice a month. I suspect he found it a bit challenging, otherwise I can't explain how come the second child was a boy. Hmm. Must be sure to tell the Beckhams. Anyone got their number? Posted by admin at 09:22 PM | View: (270) 
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