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Tipsy Jordan Back in Flashing-Mode
07 August, 2007
I simply have to begin this by saying: my God, I missed Jordan! To be completely frank, I don't even know how I managed to get through day after day when she was not doing any interviews and certainly not going out to party. Now that I've survived the ordeal, I feel like Jordan's absence has done nothing else but make me appreciate her more when she does step out in public. You know what they say, what does not kill you, only makes you stronger... Katie Price, aka Jordan, aka the British chick with large boobs, aka my own personal idol has just given birth, a month ago, to an adorable daughter with ginger hair and blue eyes, named Princess Tiaamii. Princess is Jordan and Peter Andre's second child, but that doesn't mean that the glamor model the entire world fell in love with at first sight will let a newborn baby get in the way of her painting London red. That goes to show that London really needed a new coat of red paint (OK, that one is too easy, I promise I'll try better next time).
Now, this is Jordan taking the London club scene by storm and, from these three pics, we can infer the following: number one, she's not drunk because she said repeatedly that she can go on for months without a drop of alcohol and, plus, she's far too classy to get sh*tfaced in public and make an ass of herself; number two, she's doesn't have sloppy table manners, because she would not be caught dead with stains on her dress (who is she to do that, Britney Spears?); number three, she's still the hottest fashionista and trendsetter not only in the UK but, like, all over the world, because she wouldn't ever step out in something that looked like a yellow pillow case a child could stitch together in a desperate attempt to make it look like a dress; and number four, she would never in her life let the paparazzi get a snap of her crotch, because she's superior to other starlets who always forget to make sure their skirt doesn't ride up and exposes them. You tell me honestly, how can one NOT love Jordan when she's clearly the ideal woman? Plus, she's also sexy, classy, talented and too little appreciated for all that she's done. These being said, I'll leave you to convince yourselves that all the arguments I presented here stand. By the way, the flashing of the panties takes place in the third photo – I know that's why you came here in the first place, so enjoy! Posted by admin at 11:27 PM | View: (219) 
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